pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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Things I say at work when I'm trying to be funny but just make everything akward

  • Visitor: can we take pictures inside the museum?
  • Me: yes, if you turn off the flash you can take pictures of everything! Except other people, that would be weird huh!
  • Visitor: can I see this Japanese lacquer box you have behind glass?
  • Me: of course, you can see it, touch it, but please don't lick it.
  • Visitor: is there a place nearby where we can grab some coffee?
  • Me: we offer free coffee or tea in the basement *whispers* but it tastes 'free' too, so yeah...

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snow-and-resin:

Oh no. ono Oh Snow I’m so sorry that that guy’s making things messy for you. I hope that you can find a good place soon, and that it is a good move for you.

Well apparently he’s trying to be less of…

This really sucks, I had an incident with one of my housemates. It escalated and he threatened to go to the landlord and get me kicked out. He didn’t, eventually, but he also never apologized for his rude and shitty behavior. He doesn’t yell at me or send me nasty messages anymore but I hate to see or hear the evidence that this guys lives here!

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that it will not get better after an  escalation, even if he apologizes. Whatever anyone says, it will suck living next to someone who ruined your living experience. Don’t buy his shit apology, just move the fuck outta there and let him be a nuisance to someone else! If he really cared about his neighbours he wouldn’t have send such a nasty message in the first place.

I feel for you man <3 Hope you can move soon. If you need a couch I got one at my parents in Groningen :p