do you ever go into deep analysis of your stories and characters, and link various events of their lives to their little quirks, and sometimes have a ‘omg y is totally the reason they behave like x!’ epiphamy?

but have no one to share it with since you haven’t actually written it down yet?



Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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Things I say at work when I'm trying to be funny but just make everything akward

  • Visitor: can we take pictures inside the museum?
  • Me: yes, if you turn off the flash you can take pictures of everything! Except other people, that would be weird huh!
  • Visitor: can I see this Japanese lacquer box you have behind glass?
  • Me: of course, you can see it, touch it, but please don't lick it.
  • Visitor: is there a place nearby where we can grab some coffee?
  • Me: we offer free coffee or tea in the basement *whispers* but it tastes 'free' too, so yeah...